For years I harbored the fantasy that some day I would have enough time to do a whole variety of undone tasks. I would take the photos out of that picture killing 1970’s plastic and put them in archival albums. I would prune my cookbooks, giving away all that I would never use, despite my best intentions. “Cheese making from your goat’s milk,” for instance since I haven’t owned a goat since 1976. I would definitely get up into the attic and see what is still in one piece. The last time I climbed the ladder to get down the old cloth diapers, I found that the mice had found them first!
Then there are the unread books. If I only had the time I would finally get through all the unread nineteenth century English novels assigned in my 1968 course on the nineteenth century English novel. After all, I owned the books already. And War and Peace! Surely I would have a deeper understanding of it than when I read it as a lonely, love struck college freshman. Unbelievably, or neurotically enough, it still bothers me that I sped read Tolstoy instead of giving him the attention I am sure he deserved.
The wallpaper in the bathroom has been peeling for a few years. And I didn’t do a great job putting it up in the first place. (I didn’t have the time to do it carefully!) I even own new rolls to do the job. And what about that kit to make a solar powered miniature carousel for my granddaughter who is now much too old to enjoy it?
Well now that I am experiencing the double whammy of retirement combined with lockdown, the truth has been revealed. The real me is not the Energizer Bunny, just waiting for enough time to get things done. Sadly, the real me more closely resembles the Scottish sheep I encountered in the Highlands. After I waited for her and her friends to cross the road I was trying to navigate, she slowly walked over and flopped down on the edge. That was enough for her that day.
I know the feeling!
I love this! It made me smile.
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Like you, I am now not the Energiser Bunny (I was when younger)…my default is lazy now because I fatigue Soooo easily.. (I do have a bit of an excuse)
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That’s true in your case. Not so much in mine.
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Hmmm
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Welcome to my (retirement) world. 🙂
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So much to do! So much time! If only it were that simple!
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Lol so true. I started cleaning the garage today. 15 minutes later…that’s enough!
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Good self control!
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I did another 30 minutes today and found some unused ulta giftcards…score!
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Now if Ulta was only open!
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I know right?
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Thank goodness I am not alone in this!! Two weeks and I have yet to wash a window or do more than I usually do (which is never enough). Sigh!
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I never even thought of the windows. Oh well.
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Haha!
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It brings home that you were only making excuses not to do what you didn’t really want to do or can’t be bothered to do. I’ve been there too.
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I have certainly discovered that I didn’t really want to do those things after all.
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I think you are expressing a universal truth we were all quite happy not knowing until this happened. 🙂
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I think that is precisely the case. I preferred the illusion that I would get to those things.
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That was amusing. Looks like we are all in good company.
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We have lost our excuse, haven’t we.
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The Scottish sheep looks content – even if it isn’t an energizer bunny. There are some things for just relaxing.
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You speak to my laziest side!
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Who wants to clean out cupboards? I have much more important things to do. I have to study procrastination more, I’ve not quite mastered it!
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Good point. My next project.
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OH that’s so funny, Elizabeth. We have been so busy. We have created a YouTube channel to share stories and recipe videos and uploaded our first two videos.
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I am with you 100%, Elizabeth. All those things I was going to do, and I ended up in a chair in front of a computer screen writing about not doing them. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete
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At least it gave me a topic!
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Real Talk.
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Thanks.
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Lol! I thought you were going to say you had started doing all these things now lol!
Sheep are great though Elizabeth, they know exactly what they want! And if that is too much of an effort for them then they just plomp down & think about things, maybe that the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence. 😉
Bless you,
Jennifer
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Thanks for the fun thoughts about sheep.
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Totally!
Enough with all the productivity already. This is a time for trying something new!
Not fixing up the past!
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Absolutely.
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Unfortunately, a lot of this is true, but I plan to fight back against it until the end. Thanks for the post.
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You are welcome.
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ha! I know this feeling. Finally have the time to do all those, …oh look, Spider Solitaire!
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You got it.
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